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Sometimes there is too much to put into the paper. And most news isn’t funny. Here you will find a humorous spin on many issues that seem too serious to pay attention to. Written by a student for the students who want more.

Tanned Mom and Ginger Daughter Don't Help in War on Women No comments | May 2, 2012 | 12:37 pm

The New York Time’s recently posted a debate on feminism vs. motherhood that pitted different types of mothering in a cage match of words and breast-feeding tips.

Hot Problems Music Video: Double Take an Ironic Obssession with Hate, Heat Off Rebecca Black No comments | Apr 18, 2012 | 12:22 pm

Rebecca Black cannot be blamed for her rise to stardom, and she certainly should be relieved that she is less hated than the newest tween video produced by OldBailey Productions. The video with two, I would say stereotypical, self-described “hot” young girls giggling in the

Ridiculously Photogenic Zeddie "Watkins" Little Prettier and More Popular than Samantha Brick No comments | Apr 11, 2012 | 1:36 pm

A large fan base has crept up for the runner with the perfect flouncy hair and white smile. Zeddie Little, or Watkins as he likes to be called, has been dubbed really, really ridiculously good looking and is on the media circuit.

Snoop Dogg: New Songbook Made of Rolling Papers Could Inspire Hemp Acceptance No comments | Apr 6, 2012 | 3:10 pm

Like Snoop Dogg but don’t like him as much as pot? There’s a solution for that now. A new songbook by the ganja gangster is 420 friendly with perforated hemp seed paper with rolling

Hollywood Sequels: Anchorman 2,Schwarzenegger Comeback Make Hollywood Look Lazy 1 comment | Mar 30, 2012 | 11:26 am

Will Ferrel’s announcement of an Anchorman 2 on Conan may have brought small joy to super fans, but the announcement is another stab at retrieving money in a time of slumping box office profits and rising ticket costs.

New Youtube Russell-style Freakout Shows Florida College Student Tased Over Evolution[VIDEO] No comments | Mar 21, 2012 | 3:30 pm

The latest nut to come into Youtube fame wasn’t naked like Jason Russell or off her meds like the American Airlines flight attendant(as far as we know), all over peacocks and evolution.

Orgasms at the Gym: Women get big moment from working out, Indiana study finds No comments | Mar 21, 2012 | 1:35 pm

No need to walk into Doctor John’s when the gym is the place to go for all of your hormonal urges. A study by Indiana University reveals that certain exercises and machines at the gym can burn your loins alonf wi

Oregonian's Bob Caldwell Death After Sex with 23-Year-Old a Bad Way to Pay for College No comments | Mar 15, 2012 | 10:43 am

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Guardian's Three Pigs Campaign Strengthens Love of Bacon and News[VIDEO] No comments | Mar 5, 2012 | 12:36 pm

The story of the three little pigs was a total inside job. Those three little insurance frauds framed and murdered respectable predator to handle their debt during desperate times. It only took until the digital age to realize it.

Academy Awards: Seacrest's Soiled Jacket by The Dictator a Great Comedy Gag No comments | Feb 27, 2012 | 12:11 pm

Last night’s primped award show/fashion runway regards itself in the highest of esteem. Old-style glamor won out with The Artist taking best picture in a testament to classic Hollywood. But this year the academy took a great risk as Sascha Baron Cohen of Borat fame held two hot communist babes on his arm and while sporting a full beard and