The Rocky Mountain Collegian

RamTalk

Abstract:
To the patrons of the gym: Sorry, I should have known. Hangover + Treadmill = Vomitus.

I don't know what is worse, the fact that I am friends with my mom on Facebook or the fact that Facebook has suggested that I "reconnect" with her.

I just saw somebody digging in their nose at the library on the computer....

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Jeff

posted 10/28/09 @ 11:55 AM MST

To the people in the library. One door is for going in, the other is for going out, and there's one for hippies. It's not that hard.

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alexandria

posted 10/28/09 @ 12:52 PM MST

To the boy walking in the library talking on his phone saying "No I'm not high, just heavily medicated" thank you for making me not feel alone.

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Jessica Hawthore

posted 10/28/09 @ 3:16 PM MST

Was anyone else really glad that their farmville crops weren't destroyed by the freak October blizzard?

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Sarah Sullivan

posted 10/28/09 @ 3:51 PM MST

Note to self: cutting across the grass ceases to be a shortcut when you end up drowning in two feet of snow

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Vanessa Van Ry

posted 10/28/09 @ 9:00 PM MST

To the girl in my hall who was yelling and cussing over the phone about how she needed food and entertainment, you were my entertainment for the night

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