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Colorado State University
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The Board of Governors voted Thursday to approve a plan that will create a 20,000 square foot facility dedicated to educating squirrels at Colorado State University. The decision was passed unanimously by a vote of 8 – 0.
Committee Chair Antonia Franken said the facility will be... READ MORE
Note: this article is satirical.
CSU President Tony Frank stood up at a Board of Governors meeting Tuesday and asked to be called ‘The Wizard’ from now on.
“I don’t think the name Tony demands enough respect,” The Wizard said. “I think I deserve a new, better name. And, I just bought... READ MORE
Note: This article may not be entirely accurate. Or at all accurate.
CSU’s chancellor and president, Tony Frank, has stirred reports and concerns after being found in the Oval screaming at his favorite tree. His new behavior has been described as “unusual” and “geometric” by the University’s faculty, art majors and... READ MORE
Note: This article is satirical. I have nothing against the University of Colorado or the city of Boulder, only the people that live there. Just kidding about that, too.
In a shocking turn of events, University of Colorado head football coach Mike MacIntyre was forced to resign after allegedly hitting an... READ MORE
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Last week, ASCSU held debates for their presidential and vice presidential nominees. It’s great our school has a forum not only for student representation, but also for them to freely express their views in a competitive, democratic and friendly environment. However, I find this... READ MORE
Waking up this morning, you’ll notice a layer of clouds building into northern Colorado. A cold front will pass through Fort Collins around noon, dropping temperatures for the rest of the day. The front should provide enough energy to kick off a few isolated showers/storms after 4:00pm.
Meteorologist Austin Harley can... READ MORE