Most plants might be brown right now, but you can still enjoy some bluegrass. Head for the Hills will be playing at the Aggie this Friday, as well as special guest The Holler. The price ranges from $12 to $15 depending on seating, and make sure you’re at least 21-years-old. Check your driver’s license if you have one. Is it hotdog style or hamburger style?
What: Battle of the Homebrews
Where: Cranknstein, 215 N. College Ave.
When: 8 p.m., Saturday, Feb. 16
Cost: Free, 21+
Who likes beer? You like beer. You might also like to check out Cranknstein’s first annual Battle of the Homebrews. It’s too late to register, but you can still support the participants and find out who won. The winners will be announced at 8 p.m.
What: Learn to striptease with Cupcake Cabaret
Where: Vertical Fusion
When: 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., Saturday, Feb. 16
Valentine’s Day is over, but who cares. Cupcake Cabaret will be hosting a class on how to striptease at Vertical Fusion on South Mason Street. Though a little pricey, this valuable skill will last you until the day you die. Register in advance.
What: Sweetheart Skate
Where: Greeley Ice Haus, 1000 10th Street in Greeley
When: 7:15 p.m. to 8:45 p.m., Friday, Feb. 15
Cost: $6 per couple
You know what’s romantic? Ice skating. You build that special bond that only comes from using each other as a support when you slip. You can also play games and win prizes from local businesses! Admittedly, that’s “Greeley” local, but whatever. Also: $6 for both of you, including skate rental. Hell yeah.